1950's chrome and formica dinette table, complete with 70 years' worth of wear and tear. Blistered and rusting chrome can be adjusted procedurally, as can the gold-flecked procedural formica tabletop. For your mid-century modern kitchen or dystopian Blast from the Past bunker. Match with the equally ugly vinyl turquoise chairs. Fiberboard bottom without the artistic endeavors of my youth on it.